Just use Gmail paper. Free printing of your emails on "96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum" that actually saves the environment. And those wonderful photos that are attached.... printed on glossy soybean paper. The service doesn't currently support printing mp3 or wav files, but this is Google right... they'll figure out a way.

Or maybe you'd like some free wireless internet at home. Easy...Simply get the TiSP system and plug it into your toilet, and voila... you are connected to the inter-sewer gateway. Dont forget to use the GFlush™ system. Google has really been working hard on your plumbing this last year.

For other great Google products, check this post out.